John Jr



pussygem:

pussygem:

jack the ripper identified

*swat team descends on graveyard*

we fuckin got him now

i just lost 4 followers

(via weeping-angels-take-the-ponds)

*smokes pumpkin spice blunt bc fall is here*

(Source: knowsbleeds, via vellichord)

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source: ratche-t, via oceana-atlantic)

unclefather:

ibebro:

unclefather:

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either
rydenarmani:

tumblr: cut your feet off. just cut your fucking feet off.
dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool


I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him
someone make this mans dreams come true


okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

validx2:

When ya homie hit you wit the “Draw 4” in Uno

image

(via polaroid-louis)

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

(via thaodaodao)

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