John Jr



basedgosh:

earthnation:

y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies

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selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

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audreylovesparis:

I want
A “good morning”, a kiss and a coffee.
An “enjoy your meal” some laughs and a tea.
A “how are you”, a caress and some wine.
A “sleep well”, a look and an “I love you”.
youngcasanovab:

taint3ed:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO

😂😂😂
realfart:

this should be an oil painting

vulpvibe:

i downloaded a mod in skyrim that changes all the spiders to bears so the bears will liTERALLY DESCEND FROM THE CEILING OF CAVES

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THRE BEARS AR E IN

(Source: bitnap, via bagelchild)

presidentmikasa:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

if u ever feel sad remember that robert englund once took a nap on the set of a nightmare on elm street in full freddy krueger makeup and when he woke up he looked straight into a mirror and scared the shit out of himself

this is the best story

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