John Jr



mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
lifewasted:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT MILKINAFUCKINGBAG

CANADA

the canadians are bagging liquefied unicorn horns
Is that the Game
So this guy/kid I don’t know what the hell he is, was at In N Out yesterday, and when his supposed order came up he didn’t have his receipt to show them so he can get his food. He must’ve crumpled it up and tossed it or something, so he walked back to that spot and kept looking. Then he sat back and stared blankly into space. And then like 20 minutes later a worker brought his order out to him. And he just sat there depressingly staring at it. He just sat there like “What is Life?” As he slowly ate his food. @obviously_ivan
step 1: stop being and asshole

(Source: sciencefucker, via bagelstrangle)

failed step 1

(Source: sciencefucker, via bagelstrangle)

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

(via swag-chat)

Prom with the boo❤️ and the homies was a memorable night.. Too bad I didn’t take many pictures.. catch us singing at yo next party tho.. #prom #ChaffeyDoubleQuartet
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